LDS missionaries approaching on the sidewalk ahead.
Me: *Freaks out and stumbles sideways gasping for air*
Them: What’s the matter? Is everything alright?
Me: *Half bent over, a hand to my rapidly rising and falling chest* My girlfriend told me to watch out for idiots on my way to work….
that’s where all the intelligent and compassionate go
THERE IS NO HELL :)
-but enjoy justifying your intolerance with feeble, misshapen justifications-