Entering Insanity

My girlfriend warns me to watch out for idiots on the way to work.

LDS missionaries approaching on the sidewalk ahead.

Me: *Freaks out and stumbles sideways gasping for air*

Them: What’s the matter?  Is everything alright?

Me: *Half bent over, a hand to my rapidly rising and falling chest*  My girlfriend told me to watch out for idiots on my way to work….

Them: …….. 

Me: 

I’m bored….. going to the local bookstore and moving bibles onto the religious fiction shelf.

Care to join me?

that’s where all the intelligent and compassionate go   THERE IS NO HELL :) -but enjoy justifying your intolerance with feeble, misshapen justifications-

that’s where all the intelligent and compassionate go  

THERE IS NO HELL :)

-but enjoy justifying your intolerance with feeble, misshapen justifications-

(Source: faqueers)

*sigh* high school….

*sigh* high school….

You’re adopted.

You’re adopted.

TrollDad Converts!

TrollDad Converts!

Pedo-stalker on the Attack.

Pedo-stalker on the Attack.

Me and her trolling it up ;3;3;3;3 Luv yah ;p Hur derp ;p

Me and her trolling it up ;3;3;3;3 Luv yah ;p Hur derp ;p

Mom v. Dad.  So true….

Mom v. Dad.  So true….